mistitled:

*cares more about TV show characters and their problems than my own*

(Source: mistitled, via baracknobama)

I have become so cynical and tired of seeing the same patterns of egocentrism in people I meet I swear I am so close to completely isolating myself again. I guess it makes me a bad person and I am sure most people deserve better than that. But I am tired of not belonging anywhere and just being kind of side decoration to others, a second choice or something like that. I don’t need others to make me feel like shit.

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fake-mermaid:

why can’t mosquitos suck out my fat instead

(via bastille)

this-disgusting-ribbon:

LOOKS LIKE MEAT’S BACK ON THE MENU, BOYS" bellows the Orc to his Orc friends. Orcs know what menus are. Orcs know what restaurants are. are there bistros in Mordor? these are the questions i need answering

(via lordoftheinternet)

"There’s nothing like deep breaths after laughing that hard. Nothing in the world like a sore stomach for the right reasons."
- Stephen Chbosky, The Perks of Being a Wallflower (via hacelgrace)

(Source: larmoyante, via discolor3d)

  • Me: oh there's a problem? *gets drunk*

neptunain:

to catch a bus you have to think like a bus

(via beardflowers)

enattendantlesoleil:

me during classes

  • "that’s racist"
  • "that’s sexist"
  • "there are more than two genders"
  • "ok but could we maybe not use that word"
  • "that’s ableist"
  • "there aren’t enough girls in here"

(via pontmercied)

paradisaic:

I can’t go to parties because I turn into a pumpkin at midnight

(via bastille)

i’d like to thank the 5 followers of mine who acknowledge my existence

(Source: yadoking-moved, via baracknobama)

mr-radical:

sometimes i look at my follower count and think “wow thats a lot of people i probably disappoint on a regular basis”

(via worldofhommes)

pizzist:

everyday is a bad hair day for me

(via baracknobama)

browngirlblues:

her-name-is-wena:

browngirlblues:

I hate it when men make unsolicited comments about a woman’s body. Like “she’s got a nice shape but she needs to tighten up her stomach”

How about you tighten up your lips and never speak again you ignorant shit.

Wow maybe you need to accept constructive criticism jesus christ.

Men telling me (or any other woman) what I need to do for them to find me sexually attractive is not constructive criticism.

(via as-thin-as-fuck)

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